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Transitivity

A lexicographer once told me that any English noun could properly be used as a transitive verb. I said I wanted to dictionary him in the face. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter ...  read

The vig

By the way, the vicious rumor that I sold 49% of my soul to the Devil is 99% true. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter ...  read

Notes

A real man always carries cash. At best it's your bribe, at worst your rolling papers. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter ...  read

Stand your ground

Ah, that magical land where you can pick a fight and claim self-defense. Wait, are we talking Florida or Iraq? Crossposted from Perry Slaughter ...  read

Delicious

When I eat strawberries, I like to pretend they're the wizened hearts of my enemies. Ah, memories. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter ...  read

Changing with the times

Last time I looked at a facebook was at that plastic surgeon's in Thailand. But you can find me there now, for better or probably worse. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter ...  read

Tweeting

I was microblogging before microblogging existed. We called it writing on the bathroom wall. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter ...  read

Hermit

Call me a pop-culture idiot, but I thought Britney Spears was a male porn star from northwest France. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter ...  read

Walk a mile

It's too bad someone can't rape Todd Akin or Paul Ryan and get them pregnant. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter ...  read

Thanks

I'll never forget the day you gave me your heart. Thank God for that car accident. Crossposted from Perry Slaughter ...  read
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