Um, why is this weird kid drinking shampoo? : Sinister Regard

Um, why is this weird kid drinking shampoo?

            

Calgary Herald: Mormon missionary told to leave country - click to view - mousewheel to zoom
Why is the despondent young missionary below drinking himself to death? On dandruff shampoo, no less?? Could it have anything to do with the events detailed in the 30-year-old newspaper clipping to the right?

Could very well be—and you can read all about it in my acclaimed memoir The Accidental Terrorist: Confessions of a Reluctant Missionary. For a limited time, you can get a personalized, signed edition for only $19.95 in hardcover or $11.95 in trade paperback,—with free shipping in the United States! Or get the ebook edition for just $2.99.

Do it now. Don't force this poor kid to drink more Head & Shoulders. Because he will. Oh, yes, he will.

Young Elder Shunn getting drunk on shampoo, 1986 - click to view - mousewheel to zoom

Crossposted from Inhuman Swill

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