He couldn't have done what this says he did, could he?

            

Lakeside Review: Phoning in bomb threat results in fine - click to view - mousewheel to zoom
What? Surely the angelic young missionary pictured below could never have been capable of the act described in the 30-year-old newspaper clipping to the right. Right?

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Trust me. That kid below? He's a bad, bad hombre. It's sad, really.

Young Elder Shunn at the Mormon temple in Provo, Utah, 1986 - click to view - mousewheel to zoom

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