Sinister Regard : October 2007

Cleanup

            

I never forget a face. If I absolutely have to ice somebody, I always remember to take it with me.

Full entry

Forensics

            

Judging from the traces they leave, people seem to be at their worst in public restrooms.

Full entry

Mission accomplished

            

By my count, by pursuing an ill-considered and illegal preemptive war, President Bush and his accomplice Congress have now murdered more Americans than the 9/11 terrorists did, not to mention the untold Iraqi civilian casualties. Congratulations, traitors, and God help us all.

Full entry

Bushes

            

Never trust a librarian who marries a man who doesn't read.

Full entry

John the Baptist

            

Living on nothing but locusts and honey doesn't impress me. Try Sterno and cardboard sometime, chump!

Full entry

Slipstream

            

It sounds less like a genre of fiction and more like what happens when you fart and get more than you bargained for.

Full entry

Jesus saves

            

But even He's gonna weep fat baby tears if He doesn't also remember to back up.

Full entry

Insomnia

            

I have trouble sleeping while there are children starving in my city. Why can't they be quieter about it?

Full entry

Box office

            

Yes, I chose Bush over Gore, but I thought the question was late-night cable.

Full entry

Illiteracy campaign

            

Teach a child to read and that's just more royalties for Dr. Phil.

Full entry
 1   2   3   Next »
The Accidental Terrorist 30th Anniversary Sale

Signed editions
that even a
missionary
could afford.

Order yours now!

About this Archive

This page is an archive of entries from October 2007 listed from newest to oldest.

July 2007 is the previous archive.

April 2008 is the next archive.

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.

Categories